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beaver, box, clam, cooch, coochie, coin slot, cooter, crotch, cunt, kitty, muff, poon, pussy, snatch, snooch, twat, panty hamster, pink taco, love bucket, tampon socket, hot pocket, spasm chasm, nookie jar, cherry pie, poontang, lady garden, baby factory: Vagina.
(Wet), wet, (wet), wet
(Sweat), sweat, (sweat), sweat,
(Lick), Suck, (Lick), Suck
(Sex), Fuck, (Sex), Fuck
(Hard), Uh, (Hard), Uh
(Rough), Ah, (Rough), Ah
(Deep), errr, (Deep), errr
Ah Ah Ah AH!
We want you
To feel good
We’re going to
Make you feel good
Up and down and all around
Harder, faster, louder now
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah Ah!
So filthy…
Boner, dick, cock, prick, Johnson, member, wang, dong, chode, stick, sausage, jimmy, knob, Mr. Winky, organ, shaft, Mr. Happy, pecker, rod, schlong, skin flute, tool, trouser snake, weiner, willy: Penis
tits, boobs, jugs, chest, cans, rack, fun bags, tatas, melons, knockers, hooters: breasts
Ass, butt, junk, trunk, rear, arse, bum, caboose, booty, tush, cushion, derriere: buttocks
We want you
To feel good
We’re going to
Make you feel good
Up and down and all around
Harder, faster, louder now
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah Ah!
(Wet), wet, (wet), wet
(Sweat), sweat, (sweat), sweat,
(Lick), Suck, (Lick), Suck
(Sex), Fuck, (Sex), Fuck
(Hard), Uh, (Hard), Uh
(Rough), Ah, (Rough), Ah
(Deep), errr, (Deep), errr
Ah Ah Ah AH!
On your knees
I’m here to please
Just tell me what
You wanna do
Up and down and all around
Harder, faster, louder now
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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We can rebuild her,
Better, faster,
Bigger than any other whore
She’s the perfect love creation
Operates for pure elation
Total human animation
She creates anticipation
The peak of modern science
Completely self-reliant
Sexually defiant
And Y2K compliant
Look at all these parts, parts
Made for breakin’ hearts, hearts
I’m built to mesmerize
A robot in disguise
I’ve got you in my sights
Ready to ignite
Constructed for delight
I’m designed to do you right
Make it dirty,
Make it wet
Make it something
You can’t forget
Make her lean
Make her mean
Make the perfect
Sex machine
Better, Wetter,
Nastier, Sexier
She can get off gals and guys
Can be fully customized
Totally computerized
Made for you to idolize
Leave you feeling hypnotized
Civilized and glamorized
She can even sodomize
Tantalize and womanize
Knock you out with my body
Going crazy, acting naughty
No assemb-a-ly required
I’m programmed to take you higher
Dressing up in silk and satin
I strap up and you unfasten
Fishnets, thongs and lace
Make up on my pretty face
Sploogebot, better, wetter, sexier
I can make you cum, cum
Fucking to the drum, drum
No need for a condom
‘Cause I’ve got no ovum
Completely disease resistant
Made for sex, I fuck consistent
Perfect work in all positions
Flawless with no inhibitions
Lick me
Fuck me
Kiss and
Suck me
Touch me
And bend me
I’m your million-dollar sex toy
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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Zombie Whore Harem
03:12
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I met my current lovers in an unlikely way
They were all hanging out inside this darkened place
I was astounded as I went in through the doors
I was surrounded by a bunch of zombified whores
So what on Earth could I have thought to do?
My only instinct was to suck and fuck and screw
I got a taste for it and found out that they charged
A zombie whore harem and I’d just been discharged
I went back and found the sexiest ones I could
They may be dead but it just feels so good
They all prefer my brains over my body
I’m doing a porn star, but he’s a zombie
He’s pretty sexy but there’s always a price
Filled with T-virus but it feels so nice
It’s a zombie whore harem, yea a gentleman’s club
Fucking a corpse is just the best kind of fun
I’m getting head from the living dead
But I’m careful ‘cause they haven’t been fed
I eat her out and she’ll eat my brains
I just can’t stop doing these zombie dames
Prices range from an arm to a leg
But if you want the best lay you gotta’ give up your brain
Zombification is the worst STD of all
It’s got me writhing up against the wall
I think I’m getting obsessed
With a hunger for brains
And for human remains
And I still think that I should refrain
I really shouldn’t be doin’ this a lot
But their rotting greenish skin gets me so damn hot
It’s a zombie whore harem, yea a gentleman’s club
Fucking a corpse is just the best kind of fun
I’m getting head from the living dead
But be careful ‘cause they haven’t been fed
You eat her out and she’ll eat your brains
I just can’t stop doing these zombie dames
Prices range from an arm to a leg
But if you want the best lay you gotta’ give up your brain
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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I Just Want to Fuck You
03:22
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Don’t talk to me, Just take off your shirt
Don’t flatter me, Don’t even try to flirt
‘Cause I just want to fuck you
Take off that belt, Take off those shoes
Take off those pants, There is everything to lose
Plow my right into the ground, Fuck me right here and now
There’s only one thing I want to do: Fuck You
Don’t want your love, Just jump into bed
Don’t want your money, I just wanna get some head
Don’t want your life story, Don’t want your revenge
Don’t call me on the telephone, I just want you all alone
‘Cause I just want to fuck you
Take off your clothes
Take off that belt, Take off those shoes
Take off those pants, There is everything to lose
Plow my right into the ground, Fuck me right here and now
There’s only one thing I want to do: Fuck You
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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Duck Hunt in My Cunt
03:26
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I looked at you while we were playing N.E.S.
And all I wanted was to see you get undressed
These 8-bit lights and sounds just get me really hot
And now I’m horny, wanna show you what I got
We’ll take the Zapper and do crazy kinky things
Those cartridges are big, but I can make them fit.
This isn’t Sonic and we don’t need golden rings
We’ll start to play all day with no seizure warnings
It’s no arcade but there’s inserting into slots
Use the gun and try and take your best shot
We’ll see if you can plumb as well as Mario
And get me going, make the juices really flow
Now lets put in Contra ‘cause I like it when it’s hard
It really thrills me when there’s no memory card
Or even Gauntlet if you wanna double team
Unending ghouls and goblins makes me really cream.
Lets play some Zelda either one of them will do
Playing with Link always makes me wanna screw
I’m just a sucker for that sexy kokiri
I wanna touch him and the thought makes me cheery
I hope you Cosplay
We’ll take the Zapper and do crazy kinky things
Those cartridges are big, but I can make them fit.
This isn’t Sonic and we don’t need golden rings
We’ll start to play all day with no seizure warnings
It’s no arcade but there’s inserting into slots
Use the gun and try and take your best shot
We’ll see if you can plumb as well as Mario
And get me going, make the juices really flow
Come on baby, you can be my MegaMan
It’s just a shame you aren’t a product of Japan
If you’re feeling wild you can act like Donkey Kong
Fuck me in a barrel keep me playing all day long
We can bang to Battletoads, Bad Dudes and Arkanoid
So many hours spent so thoroughly enjoyed
And when you want to burst, it’s driving you insane
I’ll hit reset and you will start over again.
I want the light gun, want it all of the way in
Touch me and it will be a certain epic win
I wanna feel you, feel the touch of human skin
At the same time as I’m hearing HADOUKEN!
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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Well I’ve built myself a time machine
To help me with my dirty deeds
I’ll make myself the humping queen
And satisfy my lusty needs
Fucking history
I’d find myself some hot Beethoven
Fuck him in his leiderhosen
Grab ahold of Dr. Freud
Make his tiny dick annoyed
I’ll jump up on Alex the Great
Tease him hard, leave him irate
Tap me some of that Joan of Arc
Doin’ it rough I’ll make my mark
Fucking History
I’ll have sex with your mommy
Past, future, you and me
I’ll make love to Socrates
Plato writes philosophy
As he’s going down on me
Margaret Thatcher is my bitch
Karl Marx sucks my tits
Heinreich Heine, I made him mine
Morrison is mighty fine
Einstein has a filthy mind and
Hendrix dick is so divine
Getting on with history
Learning is so fun you see
Climb aboard my time machine
Maybe you can ride on me
Taking a break with the time machine
Get myself back to when I was nineteen
I’d seduce myself, caress me down
Ultimate masturbation if you know what I mean
I’ll get me some of sexy Elvis
Teach him how to work the pelvis
Get all up on Ms. Monroe
And surely treat her like a ho
I’ve slept with Buddy Holly too
Just for a night played Peggy Sue
Hit crazy insane Kurt Cobain
Do him right and he’ll bring the pain
I’ve taken all of the Ramones
You should have heard those punk boys moan
Track me down Freddy Mercury
Pump him full of my ecstasy
Shakespeare likes it in the rear
Caesar likes it when I’m near
Lincoln likes to lick my ear
Tesla is just fucking weird
Cleopatra is the shit
Lenin likes it when I hit
Bea Arthur watches me knit
Marlon Brando sucks my clit
Fucking history
I’ll have sex with your poppy
Past and future, you and me
I’ll make love to Socrates
Get it on with history
Learning is so fun you see
Climb aboard my time machine
Maybe you can ride on me
I’ve even jerked off Che Guevera
Did it on a Riviera
Anal play with Fidel Castro
Likes a cigar up his asshole
I’ll call up little Mussolini
Make him wear my string bikini
Fuck around with Josef Stalin
When I’m done I’ll leave him bawlin’
Bend over Napoleon
Make sure he’s got kneepads on
Track down bitch ass Adolf Hitler
Wreck him with my AnalFister™
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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7. |
Splooging With You
03:41
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Bring your body over to mine
I wanna feel you deep inside
I need you as my concubine
We’ve got this something I just can’t deny
I wanna feel your hot breath
The smell of love and the little death
Give me something that I won’t forget
I am your p’tit nymphet
Splooging with you
It’s always wetter
Oh oh oh
Nothing feels better
Splooging with you
Cum for me baby
Splooging with you
Oh oh oh oh
For tonight it’s only you
Nothing is taboo
We’ll do whatever we wish
Any taste or fetish
Inside of me
You are my every thing
Nobody can make me squirt
Quite like you
Splooging with you
It’s always wetter
Oh oh oh
Nothing feels better
Splooging with you
Cum for me baby
Splooging with you
Oh oh oh oh
Move so fast it’s like zoom
Girl I’ll take you to the moon
Make you feel my sonic boom
and I assume you’ll consume
My splooge, make room
In your womb with that baby boom
Girl you got that flair
I’ll strip you bare and fuck you on this chair
Fuck, we ain’t playin’ chess
I’m gettin’ up under that dress
Like a guest with finesse
I’m gonna make you profess
Big surprise, see those eyes,
See them peepin’ on my size
Yea, you just won the prize
I got you sprayin’ to the skies
Splooging with you
It’s always wetter
Oh oh oh
Nothing feels better
Splooging with you
Cum for me baby
Splooging with you
Oh oh oh oh
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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8. |
Sploogistan
04:10
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I am the dictator
I am the dominator
I am the chief violator
Of my homeland
I am your mistress
I order you to undress
It’s time to caress
Because it’s my law
We don’t care about gross domestic product
We only care about sexual misconduct
We don’t care about economies tanking
We just administer harsh spankings
I’m the ruler of the state
With no need to masturbate
We never bother to debate
We just fuck all the time
We’ll set you up with your mates
Accommodate, gay or straight
Just leave it to the state
And then we’ll all conjugate
Welcome to Sploogistan
(We always get what we demand)
All the sex you can stand
(More schoolgirls than Japan)
We’ve got the recipe
(When I’m feeling you next to me)
For sexual ecstasy
(Go on a cumming spree)
Splooging is guaranteed
We don’t care about gross domestic product
We only care about sexual misconduct
We don’t care about economies tanking
We just administer harsh spankings
Our nation’s battle cry
Consists of moans and sighs
A creed to live our lives
To bang until we die
Morality defied
We keep a permanent supply
Of sex toys, lube and guys
No pussy’s ever dry
Welcome to Sploogistan
(We always get what we demand)
All the sex you can stand
(More schoolgirls than Japan)
We’ve got the recipe
(When I’m feeling you next to me)
For sexual ecstasy
(Go on a cumming spree)
Splooging is guaranteed
If you like it when it’s rough
We’ll send someone to get you cuffed
Strip you down to the buff
Then things are gonna’ get tough
Everybody is hot stuff
You can never get enough
We’ll make your body never tire
Fuckin' ‘til your genitals catch fire
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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Hey Bitch!
I know you see me seeing you
You gonna’ make me act a foo’
I’m thinkin’ dirty things for you
And for your fine ass sister too
We gonna’ move it to the back
I’m gonna’ give that ass a smack
And I’ma be all like daaaamn! Bitch!
I’m seeing all these ladies in the club tonight
And I think I know the language that’ll get me done right
As soon as I walk up and call you a bitch you’ll be mine
I’ll call yous a sexy bitch, poor grammar all the time.
Hey bitch, you’re such a bitch, bitch
You’re such a bitch, bitch
You make my dick twitch
In Miami bitch, and you’re still a bitch
A crazy bitch, who don’t give a shit
But you’re a dirty bitch, such a filthy bitch, gave me jock itch bitch
Bitch
Fucked in a ditch, then I made ya rich
And you’re still a bitch, such an awesome bitch
For the fuck of it
Drop them panties bitch
Bitch, Bitch
I love you…bitch
Biiiiiitch
Move bitch
You gotta move out of my way
I see a better bitch to play
This just ain’t your lucky day
I gotta give this bitch a lay
We gonna hump until we puke
I’ll hand you over to my crew
They gonna’ give you such a screw
Then I’ll come back and pay my due
And make a baby bitch with you
Hey bitch, you’re such a bitch, bitch
You’re such a bitch, bitch
You make my dick twitch
In Miami bitch, and you’re still a bitch
A crazy bitch, who don’t give a shit
But you’re a dirty bitch, such a filthy bitch, gave me jock itch bitch
Bitch
Fucked in a ditch, then I made ya rich
And you’re still a bitch, such an awesome bitch
For the fuck of it
Drop them panties bitch
Bitch, Bitch
I love you…bitch
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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I saw her standing there, And from a single glare
Knew that we had chemistry, Something quite unexplained
Impossible to restrain, Part of my brain chemistry
He was just standing there, Clueless and unaware
Looking like kind of a creep
But the size of his feet implied, I could be satisfied
And man did I ever need it deep
Then she walked over, Had noticed my glower
And I must have put on the charm
‘Cause she whispered softly, Something alcoholically
That raised in me quite some alarm
I walked up next to him, Laughed at his stupid grin
Grabbed him and spoke in his ear
Follow me chicken, I need a deep dickin’
I promise you’ve nothing to fear
‘Cause
I just want your genitals
To be with my genitals
But probably just for tonight
‘Cause you’re nothing special
I just need your genitals
Inside my genitals tonight
Tonight.
We went to her hotel room, Caught in a lover’s swoon
Banging ‘til the break of dawn, Couldn’t believe my luck
To find a fantastic fuck, Who screwed like she was demon spawn
A great shag I needed, Nothing had impeded
My search for love unrefined
Right from the very start, It was just like our hearts
Or rather our organs entwined
‘Cause
I just want your genitals
To be with my genitals
But probably just for tonight
‘Cause you’re nothing special
I just need your genitals
Inside my genitals tonight
Tonight.
I’d found her genitals, Had been quite instrumental
In my prolonged happiness
And as we came together, It didn’t matter whether
We prolonged this bawdiness
He made my toes curl, And rocked my little world
With his big pole of a dick
I knew this one night affair, Could never quite compare
To any future events
‘Cause
We just want our genitals
To be with our genitals
And with your genitals too
Together we’ll fuck around
No better lovers found
Than when you’re doing us two.
‘Cause I just want your genitals
To be with my genitals
But probably just for tonight
‘Cause you’re nothing special
I just need your genitals
Inside my genitals tonight
Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.
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Splooge Moncton, New Brunswick
Splooge is an electronic trio out of Moncton, NB, Canada. Collectively, the Sploogemaestro, Sploogemistress and
Sploogemaster combine strange new sounds, raunchy lyrics and music to create the perfect experience of aural penetration.
Live, the band employs props, costumes, alcohol, a variety of audio/visual equipment and extreme energy to create a chaotic display of decadent hedonism.
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