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Time Machine Covered in Valuable Splooge

from In Your Face by Splooge

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Well I’ve built myself a time machine
To help me with my dirty deeds
I’ll make myself the humping queen
And satisfy my lusty needs

Fucking history

I’d find myself some hot Beethoven
Fuck him in his leiderhosen
Grab ahold of Dr. Freud
Make his tiny dick annoyed
I’ll jump up on Alex the Great
Tease him hard, leave him irate
Tap me some of that Joan of Arc
Doin’ it rough I’ll make my mark

Fucking History
I’ll have sex with your mommy
Past, future, you and me
I’ll make love to Socrates
Plato writes philosophy
As he’s going down on me
Margaret Thatcher is my bitch
Karl Marx sucks my tits
Heinreich Heine, I made him mine
Morrison is mighty fine
Einstein has a filthy mind and
Hendrix dick is so divine
Getting on with history
Learning is so fun you see
Climb aboard my time machine
Maybe you can ride on me

Taking a break with the time machine
Get myself back to when I was nineteen
I’d seduce myself, caress me down
Ultimate masturbation if you know what I mean

I’ll get me some of sexy Elvis
Teach him how to work the pelvis
Get all up on Ms. Monroe
And surely treat her like a ho

I’ve slept with Buddy Holly too
Just for a night played Peggy Sue
Hit crazy insane Kurt Cobain
Do him right and he’ll bring the pain
I’ve taken all of the Ramones
You should have heard those punk boys moan
Track me down Freddy Mercury
Pump him full of my ecstasy

Shakespeare likes it in the rear
Caesar likes it when I’m near
Lincoln likes to lick my ear
Tesla is just fucking weird
Cleopatra is the shit
Lenin likes it when I hit
Bea Arthur watches me knit
Marlon Brando sucks my clit
Fucking history
I’ll have sex with your poppy
Past and future, you and me
I’ll make love to Socrates
Get it on with history
Learning is so fun you see
Climb aboard my time machine
Maybe you can ride on me

I’ve even jerked off Che Guevera
Did it on a Riviera
Anal play with Fidel Castro
Likes a cigar up his asshole

I’ll call up little Mussolini
Make him wear my string bikini
Fuck around with Josef Stalin
When I’m done I’ll leave him bawlin’
Bend over Napoleon
Make sure he’s got kneepads on
Track down bitch ass Adolf Hitler
Wreck him with my AnalFister™

Lyrics and Music © 2013 We Are Six Media. All Rights Reserved.

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from In Your Face, released February 14, 2011

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Splooge Moncton, New Brunswick

Splooge is an electronic trio out of Moncton, NB, Canada. Collectively, the Sploogemaestro, Sploogemistress and Sploogemaster combine strange new sounds, raunchy lyrics and music to create the perfect experience of aural penetration.
Live, the band employs props, costumes, alcohol, a variety of audio/visual equipment and extreme energy to create a chaotic display of decadent hedonism.
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